Mule-er makes his first and only public statement! CASE CLOSED!

By Sean Potluck Hammity
Mon Jun 03 2019
"Nothing changes from the Mule-er Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is close! Thank you."
"Nothing changes from the Mule-er Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is close! Thank you."
On Wednesday, Mule-er made his first public comments on the special counsel's investigation. The biggest take-away was when Mule-er says "If we had confidence that the Purr-resident clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so."
This clearly proves that Purr-resident Trump is 10000% innocent. If Mule-er and the special counsel had confidence that the Purr-resident clearly COMMITTED a crime, why not say it. Why make things so cryptic? The fact is, Mule-er himself doesn't even know the law.
Experts are arguing that the whole investigation was pointless. Mule-er made it a point that the Depurr-tment of Justice can not indict a sitting purr-resident. What's even more baffling is that Mule-er basically has no conclusion on the obstruction of justice. He leaves it to congress to deal with it. How lazy is that!
In the end, the truth will prevail. I end it on one of the Purr-resident's recent tweet.
"Nothing changes from the Mule-er Report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is close! Thank you."

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