Explosive Bombshell Released During Hardball Interview with California Rep. Eric Swalwell

By Rachel Mad-doe
Wed Nov 20 2019
One of them is desperately holding it in. Until he couldn’t. But who could it be?
One of them is desperately holding it in. Until he couldn’t. But who could it be?
In an interview with Chris Matthews, Rep. Eric Swalwell was replying to a question about the impeachment hearings when a explosive bomb unleashed on air. A mist of confusion soon followed on air leaving the Internet with only one question in mind.  
There is an enormous amount of pressure for both Chris Mathhews and Eric Swalwell to reveal who the culprit is but so far both parties have denied the deployment. Chris Matthews blamed a mug scraping the table while Eric Swalwell seconded that absurd idea.
MeowYorkTimes spoke with flatulence expert Dr. Hisshonker who speculates that Rep. Eric Swalwell was the whistleblower. 
"You can tell in the interview that Eric Swalwell paused just before the bomb went off. He then continued his statement after the blast while looking a little awkward addressing Chris Matthews."
So taking in all the evidence, who do you think let it loose? Was it Eric or Chris?

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