Exclusive First Draft Redacted Report Obtained!

By Rachel Mad-doe
Thu May 16 2019
An anonymous source leaked the first draft document to the Meow York Times where it contained more redactions than ever before.
An anonymous source leaked the first draft document to the Meow York Times where it contained more redactions than ever before.
While the official redacted report has been released for a while now, the Meow York Times has obtained from an anonymous source the first 2 pages of an unreleased first draft of redactions by the Attorney General. Apparently, the Attorney General wanted to release this version but was stopped by his staff. Upon further review, the Attorney General and his staff removed countless redactions leaving about a total of just over 900 redactions in the final report.
The first draft only includes the first 2 pages, inserted below, but more is to come promised our source.
Page one of the redacted report leaked by an anonymous source to the Meow York Times
Page one of the redacted report leaked by an anonymous source to the Meow York Times
Page two of the redacted report leaked by an anonymous source to the Meow York Times
Page two of the redacted report leaked by an anonymous source to the Meow York Times

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