New Art Piece Gifted to the President by Roger Stone

By Sean Potluck Hammity
Thu Feb 20 2020
On the eve of Valentine's Day, the President received a priceless painting gifted to him by Roger Stone. The painting, titled Artem Narcissism, depicts Trump in the center with Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani and Mike Pence as angels holding a banner over him. The president had nothing but smiles when he saw the painting.
"I'm very honored to have received this painting by Roger. I know Roger. He's a good guy. A very good guy. A very misunderstood guy. It's really unfair what they did to him. Everything having to do with this fraudulent investigation is badly tainted and, in my opinion, should be thrown out!"
When Trump was asked whether he will pardon Roger Stone, Trump responded "We'll see. Just so you understand, I'm allowed to pardon him. Roger is a man of great integrity. I'm sorry he had to go through this corrupt fraud witch hunt investigation. We'll see. I may be announcing something shortly."
Asked if this was considered quid pro quo, the painting for a pardon, Trump yelled "NO QUID PRO QUO" and walked away.

Melania to release new book "Becoming an American" to compete against Michelle Obama

Insider sources have confirmed that Melania Trump is set to release a new book titled "Becoming an American". The book dives deep into Melania's accomplishment of marrying Donald J. Trump and exploiting that as her starting point of becoming an American.
By Rachel Mad-doe
Mon Jan 27 2020
Melania Trump’s book “Becoming an American” is a number one seller in Mexico.
Melania Trump’s book “Becoming an American” is a number one seller in Mexico.

Conservatives criticize Trudeau for supporting giant corporation after wasting taxpayer money on elitist doughnuts

A few days ago, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau posted a picture of him picking up donuts at a local bakery in Winnipeg. Criticsm from the right immediately emerged online accusing Trudeau of spending tax payer dollars on the donuts.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Sat Jan 25 2020
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carrying boxes of Tim Hortons doughnuts
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carrying boxes of Tim Hortons doughnuts
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Congresswoman caught playing Mobile Game 'Kitty Snatch' results in ban of electronic devices in Senate Chamber

A Democratic congresswoman was caught playing a match 3 cat game called Kitty Snatch in the Senate Chamber.
By Rachel Mad-doe
Thu Jan 23 2020
A Democratic congresswoman playing Kitty Snatch on the right, and her staff playing Big Barn World on the left
A Democratic congresswoman playing Kitty Snatch on the right, and her staff playing Big Barn World on the left

Psychic From 9 Years Ago Predicts War With Iran

A video released 9 years ago from a third-rate psychic has now resurfaced over the internet. In the video, the Psychic predicts that the President will "start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate." The Psychic then predicts that prior to the election, the President will order an attack on Iran because it's the only way he can get elected.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Wed Jan 08 2020
A third-rate Psychic predicts the future with haunting accuracy.
A third-rate Psychic predicts the future with haunting accuracy.

Trump "mistakenly" replaces own face over Lincoln's face on Mt. Rushmore

After new polling showed that 53 percent of Republicans said Trump is a better president than Lincoln, Trump decided that he deserved a place among the historical elite presidents.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Wed Dec 04 2019
Trump takes over Lincoln’s spot not only in the polls, but also on Mt. Rushmore.
Trump takes over Lincoln’s spot not only in the polls, but also on Mt. Rushmore.

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