According to the White House doctor, the Purr-resident's cognitive skills are perfect.
According to the White House doctor, the Purr-resident's cognitive skills are perfect. At the Purr-resident's request, his doctor administered the cognitive test to him and he aced it with flying colours.
"His cognitive abilities is Purr-fect!" his doctor said. "He could not have done any better!" The Doctor also noted that the Purr-resident took 11 minutes to complete the test while the average time hovered around 18 minutes.
Critics were quick to point out that a standard cognitive test, like BrainTest.com
, should have been used. Instead, a lesser known test was administered. When questioned what the test consisted of, the doctor replied "Well, the questions went into depth to assess the cognitive abilities of the Purr-resident. He took a lesser known but more enhanced version of the test and he did incredibly well given the difficulty of the test." When followed up with the test’s specific content, the doctor dodged the question and proceeded to take other questions.
The Meow York Times was able to obtain an exclusive copy of the exact test that was administered to the Purr-resident. Take the test now and see how you compare to the Purr-resident of the United States!