*LEAKED* Recording of Purr-resident Trump saying "I'm f*cked"

In a Meow York Times exclusive, an anonymous source has leaked an audio recording of the Purr-resident allegedly saying "I'm F*cked".

Last week's Mule-er's redacted report revealed sections that were very damning to the Purr-resident.

According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the Purr-resident that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the Purr-resident slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God, This is the end of my Presidency. I'm f*cked." The Purr-resident became angry and lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How could you let this happen, Jeff?" ... Sessions recalled that the Purr-resident said to him, "you were supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.

The report has shined light on the chaotic nature of the White House though the White House has vehemently denied all accusations. In fact, Sarah Hucka-bee Sanders went on the offensive and started attacking the Fake News media. "The Fake News media played up the Russian Collusion story for 2 years. And now that the report is out, Robert Mule-er and his team has totally exonerated the Purr-resident. There was no collusion and no obstruction found. It’s un-bee-lievable what the Fake News media can make up."

When asked about the leaked audio recording, Sarah Hucka-bee Sanders stated “Fake News”, looked away and buzzed out of the press room.