Meow York Times Obtain LEAKED First Draft of Trump’s Inauguration letter to Biden

Meow York Times has obtained a leaked first draft of what appears to be an inauguration letter from Donald Trump to Joe Biden. Trump continues a long tradition set by past presidents of handing down handwritten notes on the day of the inauguration.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Mon Nov 23 2020
President Donald Trump celebrates victory in his own delusional stable genius head.
President Donald Trump celebrates victory in his own delusional stable genius head.
Trump's Word of the Day
Mon Mar 02 2020
Statickstasticksticks
(stah-tiks-stah-tiks-tiks)
noun
  • A numerous amount of static ticks
Examples
  • The unemployment rate for women is going and I'm telling you within a very short period of time you're going to see some staticstasticksticks coming out on one sta-tis-tics. I got to do it right. Otherwise, they'll say, "What's wrong?"

Relief Checks Delayed As Trump Changes Treasury Check Design to Include Himself and MAGA Quote

In an unprecedented move, Trump has ordered the Treasury to remove Lady Liberty and to include his image and name printed on the stimulus checks.
By Rachel Mad-doe
Sat Apr 18 2020
The new design of the Treasury Check featuring Donald Trump replacing Lady Liberty.
The new design of the Treasury Check featuring Donald Trump replacing Lady Liberty.

Biden comforts Bernie as Bernie loses Michigan and other crucial states

After an embarrassing loss to Biden, the Sanders camp elected not to give a speech as they prepared to head home to Vermont. Sanders sat in the corner of the room with his head down unable to comprehend how his revolution faded out. Joe Biden, who earlier was doing victory laps outside Bernie’s headquarters, showed up and consoled his Democratic opponent.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Wed Mar 11 2020
Biden taking a really good sniff of Bernie.
Biden taking a really good sniff of Bernie.
Make a Purr-fect Match with Cats of Instagram Celeb-purr-ties Monty Boy, BenBen, Brimley, Maya & more!Make a Purr-fect Match with Cats of Instagram Celeb-purr-ties Monty Boy, BenBen, Brimley, Maya & more!

New Art Piece Gifted to the President by Roger Stone

On the eve of Valentine's Day, the President received a priceless painting gifted to him by Roger Stone. The painting, titled Artem Narcissism, depicts Trump in the center with Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani and Mike Pence as angels holding a banner over him. The president had nothing but smiles when he saw the painting.
By Sean Potluck Hammity
Thu Feb 20 2020
New Art Piece Gifted to the President by Roger Stone
New Art Piece Gifted to the President by Roger Stone

Melania to release new book "Becoming an American" to compete against Michelle Obama

Insider sources have confirmed that Melania Trump is set to release a new book titled "Becoming an American". The book dives deep into Melania's accomplishment of marrying Donald J. Trump and exploiting that as her starting point of becoming an American.
By Rachel Mad-doe
Mon Jan 27 2020
Melania Trump’s book “Becoming an American” is a number one seller in Mexico.
Melania Trump’s book “Becoming an American” is a number one seller in Mexico.

Conservatives criticize Trudeau for supporting giant corporation after wasting taxpayer money on elitist doughnuts

A few days ago, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau posted a picture of him picking up donuts at a local bakery in Winnipeg. Criticsm from the right immediately emerged online accusing Trudeau of spending tax payer dollars on the donuts.
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By Sean Potluck Hammity
Sat Jan 25 2020
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carrying boxes of Tim Hortons doughnuts
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carrying boxes of Tim Hortons doughnuts

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